My jaw dropped when I read this on AVN, what's next Hustler Keds?

Control MFG To Introduce Vivid Girl Skateboards

LOS ANGELES - Vivid Entertainment has signed a licensing agreement with Canadian skateboard manufacturer Control MFG to create a line of limited edition decks featuring images of the Vivid Girls and Team Control riders.

Control MFG has been manufacturing skateboards out of St. Nicholas, Quebec since 1995. "We're excited to be working with Vivid and we'll unquestionably be offering the hottest boards in the industry," said Control's Dan Saindon.

The first planks to be made available under the new partnership will feature the images of Sunny Leone with Swiss rider Gab Ekoe; Nikki Jayne with hand rail terror PIF; Hanna Hilton with award-winning competitor Thomas Parent; and Meggan Mallone with street skater Casey McDonald. An additional board will feature Vivid and Control logos.

Control MFG will debut the boards at the ASR trade show in San Diego, held Jan. 22-24. The Vivid Girls will attend the expo to meet and greet retailers at the Control booth.

For more information on how to gleam the cube with your favorite Vivid girl, visit www.controlmfg.com and www.vividentertainment.com.

Holy shit, I can't imagine what kind of losers will buy this crap.

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skateboards with naked bitches on them is nothing new.

Three halfway decent boardslides and the graphics will be scuffed and shredded to shit...these Vivid boards would look pretty good mounted on the wall though, sans trucks.

Also, H. R. is right...I'm sure Birdhouse put out some licensed porn star decks (maybe in conjunction with Vivid, if I remember correctly).

This idea has been done before and if you do skate you won’t be able to use them. Because like it was said before the graphics will be ruined after a few tricks.

More than just kids skate, the majority of the X Games and Action Sports people who compete are in the 20s and older.

Who will be first on the market with a Bukkake Board?

There will be a lot of dumb 14 year olds who buy these and shred them to shit.

I'm currently working on getting licensing for Cabbage Patch Whores. Its the natural progression of Cabbage Kids that nobody adopted who turned 18 and got kicked out of the orphanage. The deluxe model will come with a battery operated snapping gyro vagina.

I don't know about the skateboard thing, but put me down for a Cabbage Patch Whore. Thanks!

Blue - That gif you have going on there is insanely creepy!