Jewel De’Nyle’s Wild on Sex Vol 2
Platinum X Directed, Starring...guess.

Porn’s own Carmen Electra (as if Carmen had a long way to go), the cleverly named Jewel De’Nyle, is your mistress of cerebonies on this pervert’s holiday to the empire. Stuffed into a truly bitchin’ pair of lowriders, Jewel traipses through London, searching for a few ripe birds to drag down into her filthy underbelly of multi-insertion depravity.

Well, at least that’s the ruse, anyway. She does pick up one chick off the street, flame haired, R. Crumb bone-worthy Jayme Fuckington (!), who might actually be Irish, and takes her anal pounding with a little too much grace for me to believe that she was just a random street-slut. But whatever.

Sexy, ass-centric crazy girl Ashley Long is back in the motherland, and Jewel drops in on her, stud in tow. Of course, Ashley wastes no time in getting her daily dose of cock, in every available orifice. Her scene is as hot n’ heavy as usual, and you’ve got to love the patio interview.
Jewel: “This is a famous river behind us, the Thames”.
Ashley: “Yes, the Thames.”
Jewel: “What can you tell me about the Thames?”
Ashley: “I don’t know anything about it.”
Now, that’s two porn stars talking!

Karen and Ebony (guess which one’s black) are two college students at the University of London who emailed Jewel when they heard she was coming to London. We know this because Jewel says “email” 4 times. They look more like high school juniors than college girls to me, but I think they work on the metric system there. Anyway, they have a girl/girl scene. S’okay, really, but they look a bit too much like ‘regular’ (i.e. not all that hard-on worthy) girls for my tastes.

Jewel cheats a little by featuring an Italian couple next; the chick, Lorena, was a beauty pageant winner back in Italy when she was 17. The guy, Claudio, I dunno. He doesn’t look like he ever won much. Lorena is kinda beautiful (like, well, an Italian beauty queen), and kind of terrifying looking (like a punk rock sex robot from Mars). It all depends on your mood, I think. She wears a killer fishnet bodysuit, with all the important parts cut out, and her boyfriend gives her a solid thumping.

Then Jewel says “Ciao, baby” to all the UK wannabe’s and saves the last dance for herself. Well, her and four guys. Jewel is a true super trooper when it comes to gang bangin’, and she eats these these limey chumps for lunch and spits out their…well, their cum, for the most part. Nobody makes an extra five pounds and a gallon of sweat look as good as she does. A satisfying ending, for sure, but she coulda done that at home. The Wild On Sex concept is solid, but next time, what do you say we go someplace sexier. Madrid? Rio? Baghdad? The possibilities, as they say, are endless.

-Sleazegrinder