As a straight guy, I like girls.

Put as many girls as you can in one scene, and I'm happy.

But it seems like the gay and bi guys, with all their dp's and bukkakes, have taken over porn.

Can someone please start making porn for straight guys again?

Help!

p.s. Hope you like the new name, cuz I know that's how all you little hoes got started. You should never underestimate the Pimp Power of Mommy, ya know.