What a beautiful sight. I am sure the court system has a way to determine if an inmate is faking dementia.

Another approach for the Hedgehog is to pull a Bruce Jenner. Decide you're a trans woman and need to be held in a women's facility.
He's fat enough to have tits and apparently in today's world, you don't have to cut off your cock to be a woman. Just declaring it makes it so.

Under our very idiotic DA George Gascon, an evil minion of George Soros, I think he would have a better than a fifty percent chance of pulling that off.