The Luvinlioness will never give up her secrets. It's possible Chuck Parks was just a civilian at the right place at the right time. I'm intrigued as to the nature of their meeting; there are no coincidences in this universe. Was she drinking coffee at a McD's, waiting for a trucker to ask for a ride on her caboose, was her Merc on the fritz in the heat of a Palm Springs summer morning? Did Chuck become a classy gent caller once they met? Could it be she really met Chuck Palahniuk, got the surname wrong, and Chuck is now writing a brutally bare, white-hot novel about their accidental meeting?