This brings to mind something I read on the internet years ago. Hell it may even have been here.

"I drink... a lot. It bothers me but I can't seem to stop. The other day while shopping Walmart I turned down an isle only to be confronted by a woman and her four kids. She was extremely overweight, apparently didn't believe in oral hygiene or bathing/washing her hair. And it occurred to me that there are those out there who drink much more than I do".