Michelle Ormond. The girl who literally lived the phrase, "One time in band camp..." in high school when she did the entire band. Her adult life was filled with empty marriages and a series of short-term jobs in which she secretly had affairs with every co-worker, superior and subordinate, male or female, until she was fired. Then onto the next job and repeat the process.

Michelle became somewhat infamous years later due to an appearance on the Ricky Lake Show and the Maury Povich Show, attempting to earn money from her new three-way relationship with her husband and wife Bisexual Britni. However the shows quickly changed their focus onto Michelle's life as a total whore. Her whore lifestyle even led to the suicide of her first husband who chose a head-on collision with a semi while driving a small motorcycle rather than spending another moment with her.

The tattoos then started to appear. Eventually the tattoos took over. She became "The Pass Around Girl!" In yet another attempt to make money from being a whore, she described her life in detail to many shocked reporters. Her photos quickly went viral. Then the publicity stopped.



Michelle now works for a senior living community where she oversees housekeeping and laundry services. She has earned all related certifications. She is also very careful to cover up her tattoos.



I am guessing that Michelle keeps many of these seniors extra happy, spending quality time with each one to assure their personal happiness as they enjoy their sunset years.