Here's why Donald Drumpf hates the Endangered Species Act:

1. The ESA saved the country's national symbol, the bald eagle.
2. The mere mention of the word "bald" scares the shit out of Drumpf, who still takes Propecia and does his own hair (isn't it obvious?)
3. Bald eagles are not considered the most intelligent raptors in the group (neither are owls, oddly), but THIS bald eagle quickly sensed that Drumpf was a fucking shitcunt of a human being, and reacted appropriately. And hilarity ensued.