Not so fast, Slappy.

After alienating every ally the United States has, your boy embarked on a quixotic, marathon flight to some out-of-the-way locale in order to: (1) meet with a dictator; (2) grant him sweeping concessions that weaken both our own standing and the security of a people we've pledged to protect in return for a pocketful of mumbled promises; and (3) wave a wothless scrap of paper before the cameras while declaring that it represents "peace for our time".

Pinocchio desperately wanted to be a real boy and, like him, Drumpf has been desperate to be perceived as a real statesman. And he has...








...Just not the one he anticipated.