This is clearly a case for Hookers in the Schools programs to begin right away. Fuck guns in the classrooms, get some fucking whores up in there to suck off these maladjusted loner losers and Boom, there goes school shootings. Thing of the past.(pun intended)
Poor neighborhoods can make the school nurse do it. Fuck her, the drunk
Yeah, high school girls these days are way hotter than they used to be, but their sluttiness hasn't increased at the same rate and it's driving these young guys nuts. Also, trench coats.