As for NiggerCalrissian, why you gotta use the n-word?
Lack of creativity and wit, I'd say to start. Let's see..............
Lando CalRhesusMonkey?
Lando CalRacePanderer?
Landocious UnCalRhemus-ian?
C'mon, hate mongers.....Y'all can do better. Keep trying til you're dyin'. (the sooner the better, ya dinosaurs)