Whores are for people who just want to fuck. Take out strippers are a good value, too, because their "hourly fee" becomes a flat rate, if yer drugs are good. $300/hr quickly becomes $300 until checkout w/ quality snortables on hand.

Hardest part is hearing their molestation stories and pretending you care. If I was 2-3 rungs further down the sociopath ladder, I'd have them tell me details while balls deep in they chittlins, instead of changing the subject or excusing myself to the shithouse.