Ummmmmmm, not exactly, but I'm happy to help you out:


1 - Trump slaps tariffs on Chinese ALL steel & aluminum except from Canada & Mexico, and then only begrudgingly. The tariff, which even Republicans expect to be a disaster for the US economy, applies not only to China, but to Major US allies like Germany, Japan, Australia, and the UK. Retaliatory tariffs on US-made products, ranging from Bourbon to Blue Jeans, are expected within the next few days.

2 - North Korea caves on nuclear disarmament and its egomaniacal manchild of a "leader" offer to meet for a photo op with our own egomaniacal manchild of a "president" in order for them both to appear to be doing something about a "crisis" they invented to distract their people form the actual problems they face.
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST