Peplum or Sword and Sandal films are the quintessential homorerotic media for closeted fags.
Not that I would watch them for that. I like the belly dancing wimmen.

I'm finding Wild Turkey to be my go to for pain relief lately. Then a couple of beers.
Y'all will think I have no taste whatsoever but I like Bud lite. It tastes like a more sour Bud. I crave them lately.

While I'm rambling. Here's to the Vets. Saalute.