I'll agree with the first sentence, but, as an official representative of the (lower case, quotation marks in place) "left", I can assure you, sir, that it ain't directed at us. I think it's more directed at those parenthetic (R) closet case Senators with the "wide stances" in public restrooms.

That being said, this ain't a political thread, so Happy Friday! I've got a long overdue three day weekend and I'm gonna