A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "Uno, dos..." and, poof... he disappears without a tres.
Jose went to his first baseball game after coming to American and had a seat behind a pillar. He was happy though because everyone sang to him: "oh Jose can you see?"
Do you know Mexican judo? Judo know I gotta a knife? Judo know I gotta gun?