Awwww, he gets so angry-dismissive when he knows he's caught in a lie. Kinda like the Orange fellow. But let's face it: None of that happened and you were just trying to show off for your new internet crush.
Hell, you even betray it in your sig:
Defy me?! You insignificant speck of vomit.
Don't worry, Squirt. You'll get it one of these days.