Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The recent convert is keeping her porn/escort options open...


Maybe she will form: The Church of the Negro Gangbang. The baptism is what really sets this church apart from the other sects of Christianity.

Wasn't there some hooker that had some Hookers for Christ scam running a couple of decades ago? Maybe Dana can pick up that ball and run with it.
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