But you just said there was lead menace everywhere, which implies the EPA is actually not that effective at finding and remediating environmental hazards. The agency's budget has remained remarkably resistant to actual reductions, having been more or less flat for 17 years while EPA headcount has declined by 20%. Know what that means, Princess? It means they are spending more and more per bureaucrat, on things like the bubble bath in Vegas and conspiring with fraudsters instead of actual environmental protection. For that reason, the compassionate thing to do if you have any compassion for the taxpayer (President Trump has compassion for the taxpayer because he is a helluva big taxpayer, as it turns out) is to stop wasting money in that rathole.

President Trump is awesome. I did not expect this.