Please, please, please let the girlfriend of the airport shooter do a national interview. I met this bitch a few months back and she's fucking insane. Chubby brunette who was drinking, using pot and popping molly all at the same time. She had a belly that looked like a floppy bag of jelly and I assumed it was a beer gut. Nope. She excused herself to go outside to smoke a cigarette and was like, "I'm going outside for a smoke. I'm pregnant, but don't judge me!"