That was from the film, you dumbass. It was William Christopher.
And BTW, if you're so bent out of shape over BJ on MASH, you're calling out something like 12 years of shows. So go fuck yourself you ignorant wretch.
The Faggot Ohio State University lost yesterday. What a relief. Your rancid, pretentious state can go back to being irrelevant for the next 3.75 years.