Answer a question: why is DOn's wife Melanoma not moving to the White House? So her kidlet can stay in school? What, are there no top-rate private schools in DC? Sidwell? Georgetown Day? It's not like the Prez can't show up at the front door and declare, "my son will be here next semester."

Or is it that Melanoma fears the spotlight. She'sa foreigner. She may or may not have worked in the U.S. illegally. I think we all know she is a trophy wife. You know that Marla Maples would already be loading up the moving truck by now.