I can't say I blame you. You spent the best years of your life engineering the TPP and, lo and behold, the people went and elected someone who's vowed to torpedo the deal. Hell, If I were in your shoes, I'd spend the next four years snorting lines off of Thai hookers' asses too.

On the other hand, if you were the kind of gambling man I am --and I do believe you are-- you're wagering that Drumpf's vow to sink the TPP is as worthless as his vow to preserve coal jobs in Appalachia, or to make the Mexicans pay for a wall that can't, logistically, be built in the first place. In that case, if I were you, I'd be snorting lines off of a somewhat better class of whore ass. I hope you pursue this latter option. I'd hate to not have you to kick around over a stupid thing like the Hi Five.