Second charge against Duke Floored, failure to warm a bun in Holly's oven producing a third generation porn priestess. This inability to create a Holly "mini me" deprives future Porn Valley of its only chance to have a ray of sunshine, though Floored could have always boned even this up and fathered ultra religious progeny that was Special Olympics bound.

For helping Holly's line die out, even when doing otherwise would have helped him back up the Brinks truck to Suzy's house, Floored again proved himself a Beck caliber loser.


Edited by Jake Malone's Ghost (11/14/16 05:43 AM)