That's a dumb, desperate name, Alex, that reeks of last-minute perspiration, "Cheeseburger" was a lot better. Nonetheless, the committee has decided to allow it as a last-minute entry in the poll. We've already set up the thread and I see no reason to waste it. Next time, pick your own name ahead of time so we don't have to go through this.

Alright, there were so many entries that the committee (Me, Raoul Duke, Mark Felt and Bob Conrad) has decided to expand the competition to nine. Pick your top two names. If no entry wins a clear majority, the top three get a runoff. The finalists, in alphabetical order, are: