I have never been to Toronto nor do I have plans to visit anytime soon. So that is not going to happen, but thanks for the suggestion. I am not a professional mope like a Dave Hardman and cannot get my dick up for anything that simply smells fishy, so my interest in Dana is schadenfreudal not sexual.

The haggard strip club waitress is a good descriptor. I would extend it to a ancient waitress or a superannuated boozy regular at some biker dive bar asking loudly at closing time "who is the handsome fella taking me home to my trailer tonight".

There is cognitive dissonance in our intrepid lady, she is absolutely aged white trash but expects the jet-set millionaire suitors to send the Gulfstream to pick her up for a tropical island getaway. Fornicating with Negro ex-convicts on video does not one make a celebrity but simply a cog in the massive global machine in the workaday world of pornography. At what point in the desperation cycle would a carton of cigarettes or a pint of hooch get a hobbyist a hand job?