Originally Posted By: windsock
I got so drunk last night that I piss the bed again. For this reason I have only bought yellow mattresses for over a decade. I'm not kidding, the stains really are virtually rendered invisible with a little bleach water. If you pee on a blue mattress you have to throw it out after the first time.


Windsock, your drinking is highly destructive and humiliating, which I'm sure you enjoy. Before I left this mortal coil I found that heavy drug use served the same result, and that Brandon Iron was very willing to help a friend out, for a price . . .