I got so drunk last night that I piss the bed again. For this reason I have only bought yellow mattresses for over a decade. I'm not kidding, the stains really are virtually rendered invisible with a little bleach water. If you pee on a blue mattress you have to throw it out after the first time.
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"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO