Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Fucking Super bowl coming up and I'm almost out of bourbon. WTF was I thinking. Closest liquor store is 48 fucking miles away. Wine or beer I guess.


Don't be a wuss. I thought I go sober today. Got up and was sorry I didn't get some beer Saturday (no Sunday sales here). Drove 63 miles to OH. Sometimes a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.
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