Hi there! Can I help you with anything?
→fuck you
Julie : okay! Have a great day
→your mattress is overpriced
Julie : Ah okay, sorry you feel that way
→why would anyone pay your price if they have other alternatives which are as good as yours and better and cost less?
Julie : What alternative are you interested in?
→how about Ikea?
Julie : Ikea has a lot of different mattresses
→teh one in $350 range
Julie : okay, that's definitely going to feel much different
→how you know?
Julie : I'm a sleep expert =)
→that does'nt mean anything
→a sandwich artist is just a sandwich assembly person
Julie : I don't assemble the mattresses though
→your matress and Ikea's $350 mattress is about the same
→the difference is in the price
→you think Ikea has 61 people working on peddling their matresses?
Julie : They're actually not the same, the quality will be much different
Julie : Our mattresses are accurately priced and we never uptick the cost for commission based sales
→anyone can say that
Julie : okay
→so whats the benefit in the $500 that I'm overpaying?
Julie : A better mattress, better customer experience
Julie : better return policy
→in what way? I can just return a mattress to Ikea without having to fold it in a box
Julie : haha oh don't worry about putting it back in the box
Julie : We arrange for a pickup and donation of all returns
Julie : Typically, we try our best to partner with the local charities in your area
→so some duded just come up and packs it himself and takes it away?
Julie : No packing, but yes they will have a truck
Julie : Where are you from?
→fuck that shit. I don't want any greasy charity mofos meddling around in my apartment
→next thing you know your items are stolen
Julie : If you're from NYC we have a courier to come pick it up
Julie : Yep, we have a great courier, her name is Amy
→but what if I am in Rancho Cucamonga?
→so $500 difference is only in return policy
Julie : and like I said, the quality of the bed is much better
Julie : You can go to Ikea and buy a cheap bed but it won't last you as long and it won't feel as great
Julie : You should check out our showroom if you're so skeptical
Julie : 45 Bond St.
→ok
→I will stop by and try it in the next 2 weeks
→Ikea is pretty quality
Julie : quality is relative
Julie : ok, let us know how you end up liking it!
→ok, I will sure to come back here and let you know about how I liek it
→[but we both know that is comparable to Ikea]
Julie : but do we?
→yes
→you think that the dude who runs your company doesnt want to fleece the rubes with as much money he can get away with while promising all kinds of miracles, quality and betterness that just ain;t there?
→do you know what Stephen said about your beds?
Julie : and who is Stephen?
→I don;t know but he said the following: These guys are burning through tons of money in advertising to build a brand around a cheap uncomfortable bed. It's going to crash and burn."
Julie : ok, thanks for sharing
→http://www.alleywatch.com/2015/06/this-nyc-startup-just-raised-a-mega-round-and-is-keeping-sleepys-up-at-night/
→the thing is that your company just can't beat companies like Ikea in the mattress sales
Julie : And that would explain why so many other brands have popped up in the wake of our success
→because thats how that is, those copycat mofos just want to get rich quick
→but matresses are not energy shots
Julie : thanks for your opinion
→I bet I am not the only ones who shares this viewpoint
→I mean common, you really gotta try a bit to make a bad matress
→a matress is just a matress
Julie : but we make a great mattress
Julie : and mattresses just aren't mattresess
→you dont need space-age technologies and materials to have a good sleep
Julie : It's what you spend 1/3 of your lifetime on
Julie : A bad mattress can definitely cause severe health issues
→on 1 matress?
Julie : If you changed it every 10 years, it would be about 7 or 8 mattresses
→I have 13+ years old Ikea matress and I could not be any more happier
→with it
→the only bad matress that I met was an air matress or a matress with springs sticking out of it
Julie : That's great to hear, honestly, whatever makes you happy - makes me happy!
→I think most people feel about the matresses teh way I do
→maybe old people have different needs
Julie : maybe
→but I believe that people 3-45+ dont really care about matresses that much other than price and comfort
Julie : okay!
Julie : I've gotta run to eat something so I'm going to transfer you to Kevin
Julie is typing...
→a lot of people know that buying a matress can be tricky because matress salespeople just want to fleece you
→ok
→fuck kevin, I dont trust him
→I am going bye