Shrimp is served with ketchup everywhere, you philistine. Never heard of cocktail sauce? Shrimp cocktail? Ketchup, horseradish, and Worchester?
You're full of shit. You went in knowing you were going to short the server and just found excuses to self-justify your bad behavior. A shonda!
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward