I had some drinks with a Scottish girl last night and at first I could've sworn she wasn't speaking English. I had to sober myself up and concentrate for a moment to understand what she was saying. If I drink with her again, I'm going to play a game where I say a word in English and make her repeat it in her own fucked up dialect.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.