A student was given a test for advanced placement psychology. He was to identify the emotion 3 men in seperate rooms were feeling. The first room had a man with green body paint fuming. "I am Jealousy,"the student answered. The next room had a man in red body paint hitting his fist against the wall. "I am Anger." The 3rd room had a naked Italian guy with a pear on his erect penis. "I'm fuckin' dis pear," was the answer.