Nobody can deny the appetite of America's freeloader class for MOAR SOCIALISM!™ The allure of liberating Other People's Money and spending it on more sensible priorities, like that XBOX you've been wanting, is irresistible. Why should anyone be denied anything they want, in a country as rich as ours? (Except, of course, the economic freedom that the kulaks and Jews want.) Sure, socialism's immiserated and killed hundreds of millions of people, and everybody else in the world who has tried it wants to get the hell away from it, but this time — finally! — we'll get it right. Now that the freeloaders have an absolute majority, I can even imagine Bernie winning, and getting right to work destroying the few productive parts of the economy that Barack missed. Yay socialism.