I think Edward Lizardhands would be a much better movie.

If telling someone that they're full of shit is an insult, is it a compliment to tell someone that they're full of food?

If I could genetically modify a house pet, I think the one thing I would do would be to add a bottle opener.

As far as lyrics go, “All of me, why not take all of me?” is a bit presumptuous. What about, “How about taking just a little bit more of me?”

That's all I've got for now