Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Cashier at Walmart was waxing eloquently about the city council here not granting business licenses to weed shops. According to her, "black market" weed dealers are lacing the weed with crystal meth to "get the kids hooked". What can you do with idiots like that? I just shook my head and wandered away.


Dude! You get meth in your weed, for just regular weed prices? The fuck could be better than that? While yer getting a hair cut, the barber's wife blows you at no extra charge?

That shit is just as stupid as hookers not taking a line from you, cause their pimp said people are putting rat poison in blow. "No, you moron. He told you that so you don't skip out on him w/ the next guy who fills yer head full of blow."
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral