Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Ridiculous. I care for everyone's liberty, for there but for the grace of God go I. Since I prefer to be unmolested by government myself, I would rather that you were left alone as well.



Epiphany after the deputy consul bailed you out of a Thai jail? Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
And to be perfectly straight with you...



Well, we all know that's a lie, but let's roll with it...


Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
I have never, in 20 years of practice, had a client ask for assistance in planning to break the law.


Of course you haven't. I expect your clients to be much quicker on the uptake than the folks you're hired to con. But, then you have this:


Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Clients only ever ask about how to comply with law.


Which means, in reality: Can I get in trouble for fucking the public for this, or do you know a subterfuge that'll keep us in the clear?