Well, first of all, Shill, It's really not "your" own money, is it? It's your clients' money, and if you're oh-so-clever enough, you'll con the goobers into protecting it with their votes, won't you. Yes? I mean, with your tales of whores and derring do passing out in tropical ports, how could you fail?

That aside, answer me this: Why should David Koch's Billions of dollars give him greater political power than BDM? Or Jerkules? Or The Unknown Pervert?

How, exactly, DO Corporations = People?


That's the real question you're shucken' and divin' while trying not to answer, Shill. And people are starting to expect an answer.