FWIW: Real Democrats think Obama's a closet Republican.
That's because Obama is a failure and, "real Democrats," always believe that failure occurs when someone isn't liberal enough. Therefore, he must've failed because he's too much of a Republican and things will work out much better if we elect a Democrat who's even more liberal next time. If that's even possible, considering Obama was ranked as the most liberal member of the Senate at the time of his election.