Dear members of XPT

We are now banning Jake Malone's ghost, an obvious attack troll, obviously created to insult and demean one of our boards more valuable members, Mr. Brandon Iron.

To state the obvious.

There is no, or little evidence that Mr. Irons engages in the following acts for which he has been accused.

beastiality
check kiting
participation in sexual trafficking across international lines
child neglect
Impregnating Euro-sluts dumb enough to believe that he can get them a green card.
hairclub for men
herp club for men
midget club for dwarfs
exploitation (sexual and otherwise) of coke addicted mope talent
forced sodomy
assisted suicide
evasion of custom and immigration authorities
avoidance of child support obligations
making Izzy Ice "disappear"
Having sex with Izzy Ice in the first place
Trading the herp with Hillary Scott
necrophilia
grave robbery
scientology
being best buds with Donkey Long


These canards all hurt the feelings of Mr. Iron, a true industry professional and caring individual. Upon his request we will give him some facial tissues and remove any posts of said ghost which hurt his feelings.

The staff