A good portion of tonight's dinner was beet salad. When I hit the shitter in the morning, I'll have to remind myself that it's not full of blood and that I still have a full life to live. I hope you beat this thing and can someday feel as at ease as a healthy man who has just had a healthy, satisfying shit. If not, you've left behind a lifetime's worth of throatfucking video reviews. You have truly lived the dream, Chuckles.