Originally Posted By: faceblaster

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Minnesota Bill Will Finally Make Ejaculating Into Another Person's Coffee Illegal


By Tommy Gimler Mar 13, 2015


Do we really need a bill to let people know it's not OK to jerk off into your coworker's cup of joe?

Surprisingly, the answer is yes.

Several months ago, we posted a story about a Minnesota man who admitted to ejaculating into a coworker's cup of coffee in an effort to get her attention.


"Well, slashing her tires and killing her cat didn't work. What to do, Walter? What to do?"
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