My best friend & drinking buddy told me he was giving up drinking for Lent. That should've happened after Fat Tuesday, but he had a Mardi Gras party that upcoming weekend, so he pushed things back. Then he decided he would only drink on special occasions during Lent.

After about 2 days of not drinking, he gave up on that and just went back to drinking pretty much every day. He got slapped with a refusal to blow DUI yesterday at McDonald's drive thru when the cops showed up investigating a different group of people and went to his car first by mistake. He's still in jail, waiting on his bail hearing Monday.