Happy birthday to Rachel Luv. On this day 36 years ago, she dropped from her mother's vagina, and it's been downhill since there. Looks like she'll also be celebrating the 10th anniversary of her role in that tender love story Donkey Punch. Gian Jurgens knows the story in more depth, but it seems Miss Luv showed up at her agent's place to collect her check, and was never heard from again.

I wonder why. Why? WHy? WHY? wHY? whY?