Not my best work, but hopefully effective.
I'm going to violate my own insistence that Quotes-of-the-Day should neither be acknowledged nor commented upon just this once, because if I don't, Frankie will turn this into another thread about him, as he's tried in the past.
Frankie:
Don't comment on this. Don't acknowledge it. Just let it seep through whatever crevices exist in your nacho-und-fake-tit-addled brain.