I gorged myself last night on Tostitos and Thanksgiving leftovers. My upper gut felt so jammed and bloated it was ridiculous.

So far today I have shit 4 times. First time was a huge, piled up higher than the water deuce. Last one was just kind of a burning ooze and now my asshole is puckered so tight it is like I squirted lemon juice on it.

I think I'm empty now. In a little but I have to take the garbage out and run to the store. I'm really hoping I don't shit my pants.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral