Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
From the sentences that have never been uttered by anyone, anywhere, at anytime file.

"Thank God I had that stupid fucking too small to put anything useful into but big enough that every thing you want to pull out of your pocket gets stuck in it fifth pocket in my jeans today. I don't know what I would have down without it."

Other than I know I would not rip a hole in the bigger pocket while trying to pull my car keys out of it.


Only things I have ever put in the lil pocket are bags of meth and a Zippo. It sucks when you forget your meth in there and run it through the wash.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral