I discovered earlier that if you say the word "addenda" slowly, you sound retarded. And the slower you say it, the worse it gets.

I had an idea earlier that since my good friend and I both have silver 4-door SUV's, it might be fun to get personalized plates that use the same combination of letters and numbers as his regular plates and then just drive around doing lots of stupid shit. But he's black, so I'd have to do it in blackface with a short afro wig on.