Ben running for office is laughable, if there is any validity to rumors surrounding him. Pretty much an alkie poon hound. Wife allegedly sent him to rehab earlier in the year, cause whenever he goes on a bender, he wakes up in a hotel room stinking of whore.

Paltrow on the other hand is such a clingy loon that she allegedly caught Chris Martin fucking a broad in their bed, and she still wouldn't leave him (this was rumored over a year before their "uncoupling"). If yer fuckin a broad in yer wife's bed, with a chance of her catching you, then you have exhausted every other means of getting her to leave you. Some broads just so crazy that if they think you want them to leave, it makes em wanna stay even more, because if they leave then you may be able to be happy.