Originally Posted By: Dick Moaranus
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Whether authentic Alaskan or an el-cheapo Russian brand, you aren't making a $1 roll using King Crab.

Emperor Crab?!

I just checked the label and it says "Lobster Egg Roll]


This made me think of a charter fishing trip I took in New Jersey real late in the season in the 90s. This guy was drunk and high on coke. Some of the passengers were talking to one of the mates while he was preparing chum and cutting bait. Someone said the chum was disgusting so drunken coke head grabs a handful, shoves it in his mouth and starts munching away. He swallows then calls his super hot but obvious coke whore girlfriend over and gives her a very deep sloppy kiss. She tastes the chum and starts vomitting over the side of the boat. Some folks dry heaved. Cokehead laughed for like 20 minutes then couldn't figure out why no one would fish with him or talk to him.
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